I'm a duck. But not just that. I am a cute duck that travels around Europe searching for interesting things to see (Quack!) and learn and servants to punish.
I am her majesty, Caroline Marie II of Karlsruhe, ruler of (Quack!) Karlsruhe and all of EESTEC.

I came to power (Quack!) after the former chairman of our JLC Karlsruhe foolishly gave my sister Louise away to LC Krakow.
I will assure you this will not happen again! I have been advised by the all-knowing (Quack!) Cerdo!